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//__THE COOLEST ,THING ,EVER!!!__// //My name is Dan Zaxas and I'm a average sophomore in East High which is a boarding school. I was walking to school when the Q.B of the foot ball team, Max came and he said, I dare you to make the biggest thing ever by the end of winter break, witch you cant do.// //His friends laughed and that made all the popular kids laugh like crazy.// //Then I replied by saying ,You know, you made the team because your body is to big for your head.// //And he said no.// //Looking embarrassed he ran of crying. Then Mr. Medork came and said no insults. When I got home for winter break I started thinking of what I should make for the biggest thing ever, then it clicked, A RAMP! I yelled!// //Don't yell, oh yeah,and come on, its time for diner, and its coop soup(wich is my moms world famous dish)! Zane said.// //(and Zane is staying with us til collage.) K. I replied. After we ate diner I told Zane about the dare and he said that I can't do my design without the lottery (which is for teens now) and not without help, I'll get your siblings to help and you get the construction crew to co-operate.K?// //K.// //When we got to work we had to build the base and the blueprints look like this, they have a strait down design and it has obstacles for pros to try out. There is an elevator to the moon and it has a boulder at the end of the jump. The boulder also said hit me all over it (literally). After that we had to borrow new experimental space suits from my dad. Then make the rest of the super cool skate rally ever (which I called it). On the last day of Winter break me and Zane went to Max's house and I asked, is this big enough?// //He started staring at the ramp and saying nonsense like fiddlle faddle middle maddle and hilukiki thikiki thingy (see how stupid he is).// //When I said to try the ramp out he replied by saying no.// //NO! he said over and over again.// //Not for a cheezey cheezy puff ?(which are new snacks)// //OK.// //When we got to the top me and Zane pushed Max down. as Max was near the end of the ramp Max said mommy please help me. That's when the explosives went off and sent him flying into the foam boulder.// //And as we got down to earth everyone was there in awe and then Mr.Medork asked if I made it and I said, yeah, why?// //Then tear it down.// //No, its mine.// //Now!// //NEVER!// //Then I'll tear it down! Boys, now!// //That's when the// //deconstruction crew became terrified. W-H-Y AREN'T YOU DESTROYING! The teacher yelled.// //Our kids love skate boarding, it is there favorite thing. They said together. And our jobs are equal. one of the destruction workers said// //THEN ILL DO IT!// //Then the teacher did the thing I would only see in my sleep, actually get unorganized and dirty!?// //He tried to destroy the ramp but he could not because it is all welded together. and if he takes a scrap of metal of f it will just stick itself back (because it is magnetized together ). after he gave up he sent the new kid named Susie (by the way, it's a boy)to try and Principal Dumdummy made the foot-ball team to help me win a war of kids v.s adults and we made a negotiation to keep the ramp and they get jobs for keeping the kids safe.It worked. I get one trillion * 10,000 in cold hard cash (yeah, that much,really)! I used the money to buy a mansion and all my friends live with my family! And soon after that we could make any invention anywhere in the world and my younger siblings over-threw there teachers and became the head-masters of their station of educational progress(a.k.a school)and finally, I got a new brother,Zane Lokimenes (yeah his name is kinda weird right).//